That ain't water.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/14/2018 at 14:16 • Filed to: Mobile bathtub

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Pretty sure that’s the piss of an interior painter... 2MM home, of course.

nj959 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:23

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$2 million for a half bottle of piss? This is the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:23

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its been a while since we’ve seen one of these posts

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:24

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drink it and see what happens

Dru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:25

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I would expect it to be more full if pissing in a Dasani bottle was necessary.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:29

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Maybe it’s just really dark lemonade, I’m going to need you to try it and report back.

gawdzillla > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:30

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what can you buy for 2mm in ... san francisco anyways.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:31

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At least he pissed in a bottle. I had a friend who was having a home built. He went by the site and found the workers pissing on the plywood floors because they didn’t want to climb down to use the porta potty. He made them replace all the plywood.

SmugAardvark > Dru 06/14/2018 at 14:36

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Worth considering, maybe that’s just all that made it into the bottle...

Party-vi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:37

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’ve seen literal shit in buckets put into hard ceilings before they’re closed in.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:38

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He needs some more water...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 14:56

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Pee is stored in the balls bottle

Future next gen S2000 owner > ttyymmnn 06/14/2018 at 15:03

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WTF is wrong with people?

Future next gen S2000 owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 15:04

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It’s primarily made up of water........

NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 15:21

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If I ever manage to get my house built, I’m renting or building a literal outhouse on the edge of the property. When construction is done, knock it over and bury it with a backhoe.

BigBlock440 > NKato 06/14/2018 at 15:46

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Why?

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2018 at 15:50

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Ya boi needs ta drink some water.

WiscoProud > Party-vi 06/14/2018 at 16:23

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I would be livid. What was the blowback on that?

Party-vi > WiscoProud 06/14/2018 at 16:42

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A new ceiling for free.

NKato > BigBlock440 06/14/2018 at 17:04

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So this kind of shit doesn’t happen. “And boys, I’ve set up a portapotty for y’all. Use it when you need to.”

I ain’t spending $250,000+ for a house if the contractors have peed or shit in it.

His Stigness > NKato 06/14/2018 at 18:36

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See above comments of workers pissing on floors and shitting in buckets because they were too lazy to go downstairs and use the Porta potty.

ranwhenparked > NKato 06/14/2018 at 19:34

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Why knock it down? Keep it as a backup, and for if you have large outdoor parties.

BigBlock440 > NKato 06/15/2018 at 07:38

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They’re not going to go all the way out to the corner of the property to use a porta-potty. This is still going to happen.